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AvatarQuote 14728 on Fri 27 Jan 2012 08:42:50 PM CET Oh my god, $nick! You killed a hooker!
AvatarQuote 14727 on Fri 27 Jan 2012 08:41:18 PM CET SHOOT, BITCH! DEMOCRACY'S AT STAKE!
AvatarQuote 14726 on Fri 27 Jan 2012 08:28:48 PM CET If the GM can't lift all the GURPS books needed to run my character, he's vetoed.
AvatarQuote 14725 on Fri 27 Jan 2012 08:04:16 PM CET It's hard to keep your shirt on when you're getting something off your chest.
AvatarQuote 14724 on Fri 27 Jan 2012 01:48:10 PM CET Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak? 1,1 because it's in a ground state
AvatarQuote 14723 on Wed 25 Jan 2012 03:35:36 PM CET There's no such thing as a needless drawing of a bottom.
AvatarQuote 14722 on Tue 24 Jan 2012 09:12:45 PM CET The church wanted to move forward on female bishops, but bishops can only move diagonally.
AvatarQuote 14721 on Tue 24 Jan 2012 09:07:39 PM CET Never high five a rabbi.
AvatarQuote 14720 on Tue 24 Jan 2012 09:06:32 PM CET They say there's safety in numbers- tell that to six million jews.
AvatarQuote 14719 on Tue 24 Jan 2012 09:05:11 PM CET If men fall asleep directly after sex, why is it so difficult to catch a rapist?
AvatarQuote 14718 on Tue 24 Jan 2012 09:03:55 PM CET Some of these girls, I swear, they think I'm made of coathangers.
AvatarQuote 14717 on Tue 24 Jan 2012 09:02:17 PM CET When a dog is in heat it means it WANTS sex. That is my defense.
AvatarQuote 14716 on Mon 23 Jan 2012 11:15:40 PM CET I talk to the wind / My words are carried away / The wind does not hear
AvatarQuote 14715 on Mon 23 Jan 2012 12:30:48 PM CET I can come in any trousers I like!
AvatarQuote 14714 on Mon 23 Jan 2012 08:30:44 AM CET She asked for a double entendre. So I gave her one.
AvatarQuote 14713 on Mon 23 Jan 2012 08:27:35 AM CET If I see another double entrende, I'll whip it out!
AvatarQuote 14712 on Mon 23 Jan 2012 08:20:18 AM CET "double entrende" is french for "big tits" isn't it?
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